EPIC CREATIONS CONTEST #1

Hello, and welcome to the Epic Creations Contest! The Epic Creations Contests are a series of contests that will be held here on Neoniva! (Hopefully) I've been a Home-School student for, like, two years now and I have been extremely bored. Especially with the summer. Now, I dunno about y'all, but I HATE hot weather so much. I always feel like I'm standing over a giant hole filled with boiling hot magma. It's terrible. And to make matters EVEN worse, I moved, so I have no friends to hang out with. And then it hit me. I know how to cure my boredom! I'll do a whole bunch of random stuff on the internet and see where it goes from there. Which led me to here.

What are you talking about?Well, friend, I'm talking about the EPIC CREATIONS CONTESTS!!! (I love capitals.) These contests are for all of you guys who love to create, just as I. Writing, drawing, painting, you name it! I LOVE seeing people create things, even if they aren't the best. You don't need to be Picasso to create something and like it, yknow?
Stop rambling so much and GET TO THE POINT ALREADY!!!! 
Okay! Okay! Geeze.. For this first contest, it's going to center around Music. Original songs, cover songs, playing the guitar, etc etc. I want to hear it! You can send ANYTHING Music related! You can make it funny, make it amazing, make it sad, anything! You can even use vocal synthesizers like VOCALOID or UTAU! You wanna use autotune? Sure, have at it! Go full Travis Scott mode! You wanna submit a dance, animated music video, or an edit? Be my guest! ANYTHING that has to do with Music!

How do I win?
So glad you asked, friend! I am one for humor, and for talent or whatever you want to call it. Actually, humor is a talent. While I go through y'alls submissions, I will be looking for either humor or goodness (?). Like, I'll be looking at how you sound? I don't know how to phrase that.

Okay, so whats the prize?
Like I said, I'm a Home-School student. I have no money, so sorry about that. But there are actually multiple prizes you could get from me, you just gotta choose. You can choose from these:
A personalized edit thats probably trash of anything SFW, a terrible drawing of anything SFW, a voice clip of your choice in distortion, a wholesome cat picture, no prize and a feeling of accomplishment for winning a contest that is super stupid, a certificate of completion for you to print out, or a word/phrase of your choice being screamed. I know these arent really good prizes or anything, but this is all for fun and is the most I can offer. Go crazy and have fun!